Re full-body swim suits
Apr 17, 2000 | Q

I think they’ll decide to make them illegal for the same reason that pro Basketball banned the zone defense: it makes the sport boring.

Everyone knows the real reason for this sport is so that we can all ogle at young people with nice bodies wearing spandex.

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But I’m gettin’ too old to oogle the women, who are all teenagers (for the most part). Bummer… never thought of it that way. Time to go be depressed…

/j

• Posted by: Jason Levine on Apr 17, 2000, 9:23 PM
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