I think they’ll decide to make them illegal for the same reason that pro Basketball banned the zone defense: it makes the sport boring.

Everyone knows the real reason for this sport is so that we can all ogle at young people with nice bodies wearing spandex.


But I’m gettin’ too old to oogle the women, who are all teenagers (for the most part). Bummer… never thought of it that way. Time to go be depressed…


• Posted by: Jason Levine on Apr 17, 2000, 9:23 PM
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