I’ve got to get some work done this morning, but I wanted to start it off with a doozy: Man accidentally saws off hand, then shoots nails into head. I can’t make this shit up.

And, in weirder news, “People have to understand that cold, stiff, blue people can be resuscitated.”. If I worked at CNN, I’d make damn sure that this made it to the pullquote level, big and bold and across the middle of the article.

Oh, and the digital cameras are here, and on top of that, the film processors are all set up, so I’ll post some pictures sometime soon.