I don’t know about you, but I love getting spam like this:

Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 17:29:38 -1700
From: bebpoexxxmeb13mxy@aol.com
To: salsa@queso.com
Subject: H:\EBAY\Setup\Ebay_subjects_1111.txt

[idiotic push to sell things that haven’t been secrets in years]

I can just imagine the newbie spammer sitting at his computer, thinking about the millions of work-from-home dollars he was promised as the disc he paid $45 for spins in the CD-ROM drive. “I can’t wait for people to start sending me money for my eBay secrets! Wait… what am I supposed to put into this ‘Subject’ field again?”