Another equally troubling question is this: How could someone of my fundamental incapacity have come so close to heading the department of the United States government charged with protecting our country from acts of terrorism? Is anyone else horrified by this? Is anyone besides me even slightly bothered?

The McSweeney’s not-so-cloaked take on Bernard Kerik’s failed nomination is just priceless.


By Bernard Kerik, former Homeland Security Secretary nominee, as channeled by McSweeney’s contributor Sean Carman….

• Pinged by Dan Says on Dec 27, 2004, 8:39 PM