This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen: a company named Americas & Americas Inc. runs an online store for synthetic silicone bracelets, and has so many bracelets “supporting” different causes that it needs a color definition chart. According to the chart, the color burgundy signifies awareness of cesarian sections, headaches, hospice care, or multiple myeloma, whereas the color yellow signifies awareness of Amber alerts, bladder cancer, endometriosis, equality, liver disease, missing children, spina bifida, or suicide. (Amber alert? Aside from the fact that it’s hard to imagine a bracelet that one might pull out of the drawer only when authorities declare an Amber alert, wouldn’t the logical color choice for that one be… amber?) And does it get any better than the half-black, half-white “God Bless The Dead” bracelet?